What I Do When I Am Bored

Good morning all. This job search thing has gone on way too long and I am way past the initial boredom and onto something great. For the type of boredom simply needs a new word to describe it...boredom is simply too boring of a word. So I had a busy week last week, full of interviews...only to enter this week with no feedback and not hearing a word from any of the interviews. People are so rude these days and it leaves me with a sense of unexplained rejection. It kills the momentum of the job search. Enough about that - I am sure you are just dying to know what I do to get through the tedious seconds of each day without really one thing I HAVE to do...I NEED to do.
So yesterday, I set to cleaning. I washed my roomie's wallet. So that means, I washed his credit cards, his social card, his license, important receipts - they are now blurry pieces of shit. Hey - at least they are clean. So with him not allowing me to anymore cleaning...im now back to even more than more than boredom.
So I have been Speedating on Facebook. Ive made friends with some really awesome guys...only to find out after a few small innocent conversations they want me to talk dirty to them for endless hours in the hope that some of my dirty talk will entice them to jerk themselves off. I assume I have gotten some of them to this point before because then I never hear from them again. So its just like to real life...you fuck them and they leave you.
So I have been playing Mafia Wars on facebook. That damn game. No point. Impossible to "win". Seems like it was specifically made for someone in my tedious state of boredom...but hey...it kinda feels like a job sometimes and that makes me happy.
So I have been playing Rock Band. I played it so damn much. I broke the foot pedal. That was the end of my Rock Band career - no job equals no money for a replacement pedal. Since I am already a Guitar Hero, I find it no fun to play Rock Band unless I can bang on the drums all day.
And thats it folks. That is my life in a nutshell these days - video games, sexting, and facebook, and screwing up other peoples households while attempting to help out around the house.
It can only be said that boredom leads to disaster.

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