Officially a Celebutante



You have finally reached celebutant status when your sex tape gets "accidentally" and you let it be published, promoted, etc to capitalize off of your romp in the sack. Thank God, Ray J is not scum of the earth like Rick Soloman. I bet Rick Soloman married Pam Anderson just to hope to recreate the Pam & Tommy video. Who knows???

Why do you men like porn so much??

Anywho. The hilarious voicemail Kim Kardashian left Ray J after the sex tape was leaked can be found here.

Apparently you are officially a celebutant when you can pitch a temper tantrum that would put a 5 year old tantrum to shame!

1 comment:

BoVice said...

Yo I've been following this Kim Kardashian chick for a minute and I really cant decide if her tits are real or fake. I'm not trying to brag or anything but I have a very well trained eye when it comes to the real or fake question. But with Kim I cant decide. Maybe its just because I want them to be real and can't accept the fact that her whole body is a fake joke. On top of the tits, or below I guess I should say, her ass is pretty much perfect. I can't decide if her butt is real or not. I know there is such thing as ass implants but Im thinking Kim took it to a new level and got triple E implants in her ass. Since we are on the topic of large, I've seen the sex tape and Ray J can give Tommy Lee a run for his money in the "size" department. Obviously Ray J doesn't care if that tape was going to get released or not. He was probably thinking along the lines of promote his own penis length which would eventually lead to him getting to sleep with more beautiful women even if he is a B list shitty rapper/singer.